Happy Birthday Puns

Puns are good way to enjoy fun in your  birthday. Bring fun and excitement by using birthday puns. These puns make you smile and brings a big laugh at your face. Here i have listed fantastic happy birthday puns which you must love.Our website Happy birthday meme has many birthday puns

Funny Happy Birthday Puns

1.As much as I enjoy birthdays, I think having too many of them will kill you.

2. In heaven all you get for your birthday is angel food cake.

3.My doctor told me that the reason I get heartburn eating birthday cake is because of the candles.

4.Little Timmy stood on his head for his birthday because he heard that they would be serving upside-down cake.

5. Moby Dick celebrates his birthday by having a huge whale of a time with his friends.

6.The way that a clam enjoys his birthday is he shell-abrates.

7.The dancer was told by her classmates to have a tappy birthday.

8. The computer told its owner on her birthday that she needed an upgrade.

9. The good thing about too many birthdays is you should be released first in the hostage situation.

10.Pickles celebrate their birthdays by relishing the moment every year.

11.The unhappy wife asked why her husband didn’t buy her a present, he replied that she asked to be surprised.

12.I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.

13.Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?

From a cat-alogue.

14.How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

They relish the moment.

15.I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

16.What do you say to your cat on his birthday?

Happy purr-day.

17.When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When you slice it.

18.Age is a relative thing.

All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

19.What do you say to a female sheep on her birthday?
Happy birthday to ewe!

20.Why did the unhappy husband buy sexy lingerie for his wife’s birthday?
So he could give her the slip

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